One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
When you’re at a friend’s house and they have a dog
Just saw an antichoicer refer to fetuses as “newborns in the womb.”
Doesn’t newborn imply that they’re born… ? It’s hilarious the extent that these guys go to to keep from saying the “f” word.